Eminem's We Made You Lyrics & Video

(Eminem's "We Made You" video) The official first single off Eminem's upcoming album Relapse is entitled "We Made You", a solo track by Em which is an all out verbal dis of numerous celebrities who've made headlines. The music video debuted Tuesday April 7 on MTV's show "AMTV", and features Eminem and Dr. Dre paying tribute to the movie "Rainman" in one scene, with Eminem, 50 Cent and Dre filming for the video in Las Vegas. Also in the video Eminem does is back to bashing the best of the best in the celeb world with everyone from Jessica Simpson to Amy Winehouse being impersonated and made fun of. Em even does a few impersonations as well including Brett Michaels and Tony Romo. Eminem's new album Relapse has a tentative release date of May 19, 2009. Below are the CLEAN lyrics for the recently released Eminem single "We Made You" and video. Order Eminem's Relapse - Available May 19, 2009 We Made You Lyrics by Eminem Intro: Guess who? Did ya miss me? Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus! CHORUS: When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see) You're a rock star, everybody wants you... Player, who can really blame you We're the ones who made you! Verse 1: Back by popular demand, Now pop a little Zantac or antacid if ya can Ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stand Shadyman no don't massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man She stomped him jus cause he asked to put his hands on the massive gluteus maximus again Squeeze it, then squish it then pass it to her friend Can he come back as nasty as he can? Yes he can can, don't ask me this again He does not mean the lyrics to offend Lindsay please come back to seein' men Samantha's a 2 you're practically a 10 I know ya want me girl in fact I see your grin CHORUS: When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see) You're a rock star (baby), everybody wants you... Player, who can really blame you We're the ones who made you! Verse 2: The enforcer, look at the more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie horse her Sorry Portia but what's Ellen Degeneres have that I don't? Are you tellin me tenderness? Well I can be gentle and as smooth as a gentlemen Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her, maybe say hello to my little friend Brit quit gettin wit K Fed, let's cut off the middlemen Forget him or ya gonna end up in the hospital again And this time it won't be for the Riddalin binge Forget them other men girl pay them little attention and little did I mention that Jennifer's in Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench Man I swear them other guys ya give em an inch They take a mile they got style not bigger than Slim CHORUS: When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see) You're a rock star (baby), everybody wants you... Player, who can really blame you We're the ones who made you! Eminem: and that's why Lyla you never left with out I know ya want me girl cuz I can see you checkin me out and baby you know, You know you want me too, Don't try to deny it baby I'm the only one for you Verse 3: Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an alf alfa Why should I wash my filthy mouth out Ya think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia Man Cass I dont mean to mess wit ya gal but Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth bro Wowsers, I just made a mess in my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressin' like Elvis Lord help us he's back in his pink house shirt Lookin like someone shrinked his outfit I think he's bout to flip just a car Rest assure Superman's here to rescue ya Can ya blame me? you're my Amy I'm your Blake Matter of fact make me a birthday cake With a sawblade in it to make my jail break Baby I think you just met your soulmate Now break it down girl! CHORUS: When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see) You're a rock star (baby), everybody wants you... Player, who can really blame you We're the ones who made you! Eminem: So baby baby get down, down down So baby baby get down, down down Baby baby get down down down Baby get down get down (repeated) Oh Amy! Rehab never looked so good! I can't wait, I'm going back haha.....wooooh! Dr. Dre! 2020! Yeah! Link to these lyrics: http://mcmusicnotes.blogspot.com/2009/04/eminems-we-made-you-lyrics-video.html Order Eminem's Relapse - Available May 19, 2009 Get Eminem ringtones for your mobile phone Lyrics for Eminem's "Crack a Bottle" featuring Dr. Dre & 50 Cent Have corrections/edits for these hip hop lyrics? Post in the comments below!

Winehouse, Live Via Satellite...

She tried to make it out of rehab, but they said no, no no..Well they said yes, but not quite in time. Amy Winehouse won't be there in person for Sunday night's 50th Annual Grammy's but she will be there in spirit as she performs via satellite from London. It's great to see that the Grammy Awards show is trying to 1-Up MTV's controversial Britney performance that we all have tried so hard to forget. However, Winehouse deserves some credit and deserves to perform despite her recent troubles, as she's nominated for "Album of the Year" with Back to Black. From Billboard.com: The artist, who has recently spent time in rehab, was initially denied a visa to travel to the Los Angeles ceremony by the American Embassy in London. Late today, the visa was granted, but logistics will prevent Winehouse from appearing at the ceremony in person. "I'm raring to go and really excited to be performing at my first Grammy Awards," Winehouse says in a statement. "I'd like to thank everyone for their support over the last couple of weeks. I'm really sorry I can't be there but I appreciate that I'm being given a second chance via satellite. " Also new to the Grammy performance roster is Kanye West, who leads the field with eight nominations, John Mayer and BeBe Winans. Dierks Bentley, Cuba Gooding Jr., Carole King, Roselyn Sanchez, Usher and will.i.am are new to the roster of presenters.(SOURCE) It could be a Graduation Grammy party for Kanye, and the road to recovery for Winehouse. Other performers look to be Beyonce with Tina Turner, John Legend, Rihanna, Josh Groban, Andrea Bocelli, Foo Fighters and more. The Grammys will air Sunday night at 8 PM EST on CBS. See Grammy.com which is the official site of the Grammy Awards. Billboard also presents a Jaded Insider blog look at the Grammy's.