The Warning Lyrics by Eminem Disses Mariah Carey

Eminem recently issued a dis track towards Mariah Carey in response to her latest song and video for "Obsessed". By now you've heard Eminem's "Bagpipes from Baghdad" which was full of verses talking about Mariah and hubby Nick Cannon. Apparently, Mariah dismissed the notion that her and Eminem ever got together, but Eminem tells a different tale. Since Mariah's "Obsessed" is burning up the charts so to speak, Eminem issued a not so radio-friendly response. Em's new song "Warning" kicks things up a notch into high gear as he brings out the full force dis track with no holdin back. Listen to "Warning" and check out the lyrical vengeance in the Eminem Warning Lyrics below...and oh yea, don't piss Eminem off either... Warning Lyrics by Eminem Only reason I dissed you in the first place, is cuz you denied seein me Now I'm pissed off- Sit back homey relax, in fact grab a six pack, Kick back while I kick facts, Yeah Dre's sick track, perfect way to get back Wanna hear something wick wack? I got the same exact tat that's on Nick's back I'm obsessed now- Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee? Wow Mariah, didn't expect ya to go balls out, B---h, shut the f--k up before I put all them phone calls out, you made to my house when you was wild'n out before Nick, When you was on my d--k and give you somethin to smile about, How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count, Better shut your lyin mouth if you don't want Nick finding out You probably think cuz it's been so long if I had something on you I woulda did it by now On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I'm mixin our studio session down and sendin it to masterin to make it loud Enough dirt on you to murder you This is what the f--k I do Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures? However you prefer to do and that goes for Nick too f----t You think I'm scurred of you? You gonna ruin my career you better get one Like I'ma sit and fight with you over some slut b---h c--t that made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once, Yeah, what you gonna say? I'm lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you f----n had to be drunk to f--k me? Second base? What the f--k you tell Nick, pumpkin? The second week we were dry humpin, That's gotta count for something. Listen, girly Surely you don't want me to talk about how I nutted early cos I ejaculated prematurely and bus all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you're stomach's curling. Or maybe you do. But if I'm embarrassing me, I'm embarrassing you, and don't you dare say it isn't true. As long as the song's getting airplay I'm dissin' you. I'm a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued. I was gonna stop at 16. That was 32. This is 34 bars. We ain't even third of the way through. Damn Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who? Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too. Like I've been goin off on you all this time for no reason. Girl you out ya alcoholic mind, Check ya wine cellar, Look at the amounts of all the wine. Like I f-----n sit around and think about you all the time. I just think this s--t is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme. But f---k it now I'm bout to draw the line. And for you to cross it that's a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb. I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn't find on an episode of Cribs A blubber load ribs if I hear another word so don't go opening your jibs, Cuz every time you do it's like an overload of fibs, I ain't saying this s--t again, ho, You know what it is. It's a warning shot before I blow up ya whole spot Call my bluff and I'll release every f-----g thing I got Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top When me and Luis were tryin' to stick two CD's in the same slot (Slim Shady - ) (Slim Shady - ) (I love you) I love you too Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say? (It's nothing) Yea so what I'll do I'll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you” Now should I keep going or should we call truce? (You think you're cute, right? Hahaha) You bet your sweet ******* I do (I'm Mary Poppins, b) And I'm Superman, mmm (Mary P. Slim Shady) Comin' at you So if you'll still be my (babygirl) Then I'll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.) Yeah, I'm right here (You like this) Nope. Not anymore, Dear. It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life) But I'm movin on with mine Nick, is that your (wife) Well tell her to shut her mouth then I'll leave her alone If she don't (sing this script) then I'ma just keep goin (I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann's saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)

Nick & Mariah Wedding Details

People magazine has exclusive details of the surprise wedding between Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey. It was a "whirlwind love affair" as many are saying. First they meet on Mariah's music video shoot, a few weeks later they get tattoos, and then a bit later Nick proposes. Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Nick Cannon. People's reports: Yep, they did it! If there was any doubt Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's wedding was the real deal, they answer the question once and for all in this week's issue of PEOPLE, speaking for the first time about their surprise nuptials – and showing off exclusive photos from their April 30 ceremony. "We really do feel we are soulmates," Carey tells PEOPLE, following their sunset ceremony at the pop star's Bahamian estate. "I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me." Cannon adds: "She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside." For more on Mariah & Nick's whirlwind romance – including photos of their new tattoos, details on Nick's candy-themed proposal, and their plans for kids (!) – pick up the latest PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday. People mag also has pictures including Nick showing off his wedding ring bling. I don't know about anyone else, but I still think the couple looks a bit strange together. Nick is at least 10 years younger than Mariah who's 38. While that's nothing new in Hollywood (think Ashhton and Demi) Nick still looks like a teenager next to Mariah. But love is love and they seem to have it going on!

Mariah and Nick Cannon Married?

In Mariah Carey's latest music video her lover is played by Nick Cannon. Now according to recent reports, Nick and Mariah were married this past Wednesday. Other reports and rumors say they are just engaged, while others say this is a publicity stunt to hype Mariah's video starring Cannon. According to Newsday.com: Earlier this week, Carey, 39, was seen sporting a large ring as she and Cannon, 27, held hands at the bash at Cadillac Lounge at Tenjune after the premiere of her movie " Tennessee" at the TriBeCa Film Festival. The ring, jeweler Jacob & Co. confirmed to People magazine, is crafted from platinum and features a square, emerald-cut fancy light pink diamond in the center, surrounded by 58 intense pink diamonds, flanked by two half-moon diamonds. The total carat weight of the ring - the center stone alone is 10 carats - is 17 carats, with a value of $2.5 million. Other Internet reports have speculated that Carey's ring is the same one Cannon gave to his former fiancee, Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks. But Ebanks's ring was 12 carats and made of colorless diamonds. Nick Cannon's first marriage comes as a major surprise in the music world. Mariah is basically a household name but Nick Cannon, while famous, is not well known. Regardless if the couple's happy more power to them! No word on any duet songs or albums coming from the recently hitched couple.

Nick Cannon's Ambition

Gotta give Nick Cannon credit. He's still hustling and trying to get a hit show going on MTV. His latest attempt is "Short Circuitz", a sketch comedy show on MTV. It's apparent that his previous effort "Wild'n Out" just wasn't doing it. That show had it's moments, with some hot performances and a few funny lines or jokes here or there, but overall it was a very bad rip off of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" The latest show is a bit funnier, and there is one actor in particular who does some great rapper impersonations. His impersonation of Jay Z in a sketch "The Anatomy of Dr Jay" seriously had me convinced when they showed the video by itself on MTV. I was fooled and at first thought the Jay Z video looked low budget, but the beat was hot. Turned out it was a spoof, but he's dead on. He also did a sketch with various rapper impersonations such as Russell Simmons, DMX, Jay-Z, and Diddy for a cause called "RACS", Rappers Against Child Support. So you can't blame Nick Cannon. He might not be the funniest comedian or best musician, but he keeps on. Check out "The Anatomy of Dr Jay" YouTube video here. Nick Cannon's show airs Thursday nights on MTV, check local listings.